Special request blog about my friend Jelli (aka CAM1)

A man of many complexities. The greatest complexity being - how can someone so young afford to live off his savings for so long without having a real job. I've come up with a few theories (a) he lived off a student's diet which consisted of cheap thai take aways and the occassional peanut m&ms to save his money (b) he is smart and has some income generating scheme (possibly a porn website, or a geek website) up his sleeve. (c) he is slowly selling off his 'extra' organs (d) he is selling is body for money.

I dont know which one is the correct one, but I prefer option (d).