As promised to Waynefur and Marshy, here is a review of a few of the birthday messages (to be exposed for all the world to see)...muahaha.
Scores were marked out of 5 for entertainment value (none of this sincerity crap)
'Dear Beck,
Much Respect,
Woman with nice deck,
New man semi-bleck,
Happy Birthday'
Author - Waynefur
Score: 3 out of 5 for semi-rhyming effort with one gratuitious breast reference (GBRs) bumped up to a 4.5 for comments on birthday blog entry and stellar hallmark ecard selection
"Dear Bex
What a trip it has been. It went a little something like this:
-you giving me a hug @bball training
-uni days @ the quad and vegi girl
-David Beckford (sic)
-Travis Lane and his arms
-You rolling over me in bed
-You flashing your tits etc"
Author: Marshy
Score: 4 out of 5 for trip down memory lane plus one GBR - even if you did get David's surname wrong! (it's BEDford)
"Hello Becky!
You are so sexy...
And I'm happy to be your matey...
And hope to eat your cakey too..
You look like Winnnie the Pooh...
Happy Birthday Babe and all the way to shangers"
Author: Le Chaddy
Score: 2 out of 5. Lost marks for saying I look like winne the pooh. WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!
"Urban Happy Birthday!"
Author: Clinto
Score: Half way urban - i am assuming there is another message in the other card...
'Fresh Bec! 26 The first of the downhill years...however, for asians, perhaps the cutoff is delayed as you are certainly in PRIME condition, not DECLINE!! Have a fabulous year, may we always meet on the beauty/food crossroads."
Author: Juicy Goh
Score: 4 - clearly lost marks for getting my age wrong (25 lah every year!)but redeemed herself with reference to our similar taste (and spending habits) towards food and beauty.
Winner will be announced pending results of 'other' birthday card....
Scores were marked out of 5 for entertainment value (none of this sincerity crap)
'Dear Beck,
Much Respect,
Woman with nice deck,
New man semi-bleck,
Happy Birthday'
Author - Waynefur
Score: 3 out of 5 for semi-rhyming effort with one gratuitious breast reference (GBRs) bumped up to a 4.5 for comments on birthday blog entry and stellar hallmark ecard selection
"Dear Bex
What a trip it has been. It went a little something like this:
-you giving me a hug @bball training
-uni days @ the quad and vegi girl
-David Beckford (sic)
-Travis Lane and his arms
-You rolling over me in bed
-You flashing your tits etc"
Author: Marshy
Score: 4 out of 5 for trip down memory lane plus one GBR - even if you did get David's surname wrong! (it's BEDford)
"Hello Becky!
You are so sexy...
And I'm happy to be your matey...
And hope to eat your cakey too..
You look like Winnnie the Pooh...
Happy Birthday Babe and all the way to shangers"
Author: Le Chaddy
Score: 2 out of 5. Lost marks for saying I look like winne the pooh. WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?!
"Urban Happy Birthday!"
Author: Clinto
Score: Half way urban - i am assuming there is another message in the other card...
'Fresh Bec! 26 The first of the downhill years...however, for asians, perhaps the cutoff is delayed as you are certainly in PRIME condition, not DECLINE!! Have a fabulous year, may we always meet on the beauty/food crossroads."
Author: Juicy Goh
Score: 4 - clearly lost marks for getting my age wrong (25 lah every year!)but redeemed herself with reference to our similar taste (and spending habits) towards food and beauty.
Winner will be announced pending results of 'other' birthday card....
posted by Bex at 12:42 pm
3 Comments:
Wahhhh, your second birthday card is coming, Rebecca!! :) Don't judge until you see the card ;) I mean, my message was probably similar on both cards, but the second card was extra special (did it during Sunday arvo) because I was VERY guilty for forgetting your card that night.
BTW, my message was short only cause I was thinking that I had to leave room for other ppl to write. Didn't want to hog up the space! :) *excuses*excuses*
hahhaha! Le Chaddy, I did it just to test you to see if you were reading my updates! kekeke!
Le Chaddy,
There is no appeals tribunal for birthday poems. When you write a better poem then you will get a new score. hehe
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