The Chad

As demanded by The Chad. Here is an entry dedicated soley to him. Instead of talking about what a cool friend he is and how much fun we have together or how i will be using his very cool present from whistler (a funky knitted beanie/visor thingy) this weekend when i go to the snow, i've decided that i will attempt to draft a personal ad for him - now that he is technically 'on the market'.

25 year old Chad, seeks 18-30 year old fun loving companion, preferably non-smoker, non-mic hog who must be willing to help style hair. Willing to travel the world to have a good time. Enjoys cooking and eating malaysian food, singing karaoke, testing fishtank water to find nemo, and lots of sports - rugby, snowboarding, paddling, golf. Current relationship status: single parent (one year old bitch called Starla).Princesses are also welcome to apply.

"I dont want to meet your daddy, I just want you be my caddy
I dont want to meet your momma, I just wanna make you cumma".