Soy Mocha..lip balm!

This ain’t no April Fools Day joke. I was looking to find a picture of a soy mocha – to complain about how bad soy milk tastes…and instead I found a soy mocha flavoured lip balm! What would possess anyone to make a soy mocha flavoured lip balm? Would it leave you with bad coffee breath all day long? And so I went in search for other weird flavoured lip balms...Instead I found a lipstick vibrator What did I do for entertainment before the internet?!