April 30, 2003

It's here!

Jase's GasBgon finally arrived! He was getting so impatient, I can tell he's been wanting to fart on everything and everyone around him. I suggested he set up the control trial first so he could measure and compare his level of offensiveness before the GasBgon arrived. He's so thrilled - it's got a black and white chequered cover, just like a Grand Prix flag. And my F1 game and GameCube are finally coming tomorrow. Yay! Derek is going to be ecstatic. I can't wait to see his little face and body have joyous fits of convulsions. Ahh the simply thrill of freebies!

April 29, 2003

A brand new spanking blog! Why? Because I can!
Today I learnt where the term 'Blog' comes from. 'Web log' = 'blog' That educational titbit was courtesy of Jelli - the tallest geek i know.

I think I'm addicted to porn. Furnishings porn. I can't get enough of interior magazines. Oooh!!! I want those chocolate velvet cushions! Yes! Yes! I must have that silk throw for my bed. More! More! I need more bed linen. There's something dangerously accessible about furnishings, it's like shopping for clothes, except I dont have to think about whether they'll fit me or not. The only downside is that I only have one room. I need an entire house of my own to decorate...